Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers..

This little poem, which I used when teaching beginning computer classes, is especially for blogger Old Newsie. In his blog tonight, Newsie's Lucid Moments, he claimed his creative spelling is caused by his New England accent. If you haven't read some of his posts, I thoroughly recommend them.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.


Old Newsie said...

Haha hahahahahahahahahahaha
OHmyohmehow smart are thee
Hahahahahahah - - - oh my -ran out of hahs

spiritualastronomer said...

Wish I could say I wrote the poem, but I found it online somewhere. But, it made its point beautifully with students who said, "I don't need to know how to spell. There are spellcheckers."

Yarntangler said...

This blog shall sune bee scene bye Old Newsie's hole familee. Thay awl worship the grate Gawd Spell Chezk!